Jason Shiga ([info]shiga) wrote,
@ 2003-03-31 20:52:00
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One lie will lead to another
Last month I was in Pacifica visiting Derek (http://www.smallstoriesonline.com). There was a Radio Shack by his place so I thought I would stop in and get an AC adapter for my new transistor radio (the old one was stolen during the burglary). When the owner rang it up, the total came to $17!!! For an AC adapter!!! This is over three times what I paid for the radio itself. I’d already pulled out my 20 dollar bill but since he was on the other side of the counter I just said, “All I’ve got is this 10. I’ll come back later.” and quickly slipped it back into my pocket (you see I work behind a counter too so I know all the angles and distances).

“Great I’ll keep it behind the counter for you.” he said and proceeded to do just that.

I figured I was already in too deep so I thanked him and made my way for the door.

“Wait!” he said, “What name should I put it under.”

“Uh... My name... Let’s see... John! Yes, it’s John!”

He waved bye to me as the electronic ding marked my exit. I waved back at him, smiled weakly and thought, “I can never go to this store again.” As I was walking to the car it occurred to me that there was no reason for me to lie about my name.



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[info]niem
2003-04-07 03:39 am UTC (link)
ha ha!

Good to see you on the livejournal.

Also, I finally posted pics from the C. Ware show for your amusement!

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gah!
(Anonymous)
2003-04-12 07:44 am UTC (link)
I hate radio shack! They overcharge for EVERYTHING! >_

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Re: gah!
(Anonymous)
2003-04-17 10:06 am UTC (link)
It's a freaking wonder they're still in business. How do they manage this? Must be the name (the "brand")or something like that. Anyway, I mainly go there only to complain and whine then go elsewhere. Let's all complain and whine! Mwahahaha....


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The miracle of electronic mail
(Anonymous)
2003-04-15 02:05 am UTC (link)
Jason. It is me, Jed. What do you have against the medium of e-lec-tron-ic mail? It is my desire to purchase your book, Hello World, however, as a result of your obstinance, and my laziness, I am unable to do so. What of Pay Pal? I want to give you money Jason, but you have not struck upon a purchaser friendly way for me to do so. So accustomed, am I, to the miraculous and instantaneous evaporation of funds from my bank account via the internet, that the concept of an "order form" may require the reapplication of talcum on my bedsores. though if I must...

Jason. I scored with you know whom, with the you know what. Samples of my new comic book as it will appear in two colors can now be seen on my website at http://jedsite.itgo.com in the Portfolio section. It will be coming out in July.

I also must inform you that the mere purchase of hair clippers does not necessarily insure that you will have the neccessary skill one needs to handle them with finesse. Think: Jacked up sideburns. How far can you allow the hair to creep down the back of your neck without proper pruning? Who can you entrust with this task? Spend the 8 bucks and you're guaranteed not to look like DeNiro at the end of Taxi Driver. Otherwise you may look forward to these apologetic remarks from Heda, after ending up looking like you've got the mange: "I thought you wanted it that way."

Also: What was the name of that comic book with the scissors ripping through the face motif? And how might I obtain a copy?

I wish you well,

Jed

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(Anonymous)
2003-05-09 02:59 pm UTC (link)
Jason, you're the Basil Fawlty of comics...

--Derek

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WEDDING DRESS
(Anonymous)
2006-03-22 09:11 pm UTC (link)
Impossible, how GOOD your work is. I am realy surprised. http://wedding-dress2.cars-search.org/

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carisoprodol
(Anonymous)
2006-03-25 07:40 pm UTC (link)
Doesn`t matter what you say, but how...!! But you said it well http://carisoprodol2.cars-search.org/

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[info]grinick
2006-04-14 09:27 pm UTC (link)
You know, you can always just say "Wow! Hhat's ridiculously over-priced! Maybe I will not be shopping at your fine establishment afterall. Thank you sir, good day."

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