My First Entry
I was using a public restroom last night. It was an odd setup as it only had a single stall and a urinal trough right next to the door. For the women reading this, imagine a trough lined up against the wall about knee high. Now imagine that five men are lined across the length of it shoulder to shoulder, urinating. Also imagine a line of 3 to 5 men behind each urinator forming a hoplite phalanx of sorts.

Naturally, I wanted to use the stall. For some reason, they'd built the walls of the stall extremely close to the ground. To see if there were any feet in there, I had to back up all the way to the doorway. Even then, I couldn't see and had to squat fairly low to get the proper angle. As I was checking for feet, something caught my peripheral vision to the right. I turned my head and saw a penis. Someone was using the urinal! I craned my neck upwards to look at the guy's face. He was obviously weirded out by me squatting and putting my face right at his penis level. He tried inching away from me in midstream. I quickly leaped up and ran into the stall.

P.S. I know this has absolutely nothing to do with comics. I've decided to turn this part of my site into a weekly weblog.