Arnold One-liners
I'm trying to compile a list of Arnold one-liners. Here's what I have so far. Let me know if you can think of some more.


[after splitting the bad guy in half]
He had to split

[after decapitating bad guy]
He was a real pain in the neck

[while throwing bad guy over a rail]
Let me give you a lift

[after sticking a knife into the bad guy]
Stick around

[after holding a bad guy over a cliff and then dropping him]
I let him go

[before throwing a flare at the bad guy who’s covered in gasoline]
How about a light

[after throwing bad guy onto a soda billboard]
That hit the spot

[while killing a bad guy with a giant drill]
Screw YOOUUU!

[after shooting some bad alligators]
You’re luggage

[right before firing a missile that the bad guy is hanging on to]
You’re fired

[after hurling a pole through the bad guy and into the furnace behind him causing steam to shoot out of his body]
Let off some steam Bennet

[after killing a bad guy and putting his hat over his face to make it look like he’s sleeping]
Don’t disturb my friend. He’s dead tired.

[after dropping bad guy’s severed thumb]
I’m all thumbs today

[After putting bad guy’s head in a urinal and flushing it]
Cool off!

[after shooting wife in the head]
Consider that a divorce

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	Arnold & Willy (Anonymous) 2003-08-03 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	Wow, I would have watched that years ago if I just knew how hardcore was DIFF'RENT STROKES ! (Reply to this)

	janetmmmm 2003-09-27 05:12 am UTC (link)
	i love your work....(and secretly i love you) (Reply to this)

	britishmike 2003-10-28 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	haha, these are great! i just got to your livejournal from your comics website, i wanted to tell you that you've done some amazing work! i don't live in the us so i don't know how i can order a book, but i would if i could! :) (Reply to this)

	Mr. Freeze waxpancake 2003-11-25 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	As Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin: "Chill!" "Freeze!" "Let's kick some ice!" (Reply to this) (Thread)

	erickavaxeg 2008-07-17 03:42 am UTC (link)
	MrHazuki PM allow me to break the ice, cold, freeze, cold, freeze, cold, frozen, ice, cold, chill, chilly, winter, ice, winterice, chill, cold, ice, chill, cold, freeze, chill, freeze, winter, ice, cold, cool, ice, frost, winterice, freezing ice, cool, freeze, freeze, freeze, freeze, freeze, freeze, freeze, freeze, let's kick some ice. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2003-11-26 09:19 am UTC (link)
	[After being told by his enemy that they were much alike] Yes, the only difference is I'm only going to kill YOU! (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2004-07-15 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	also in batman and robin: you know what killed the dinasours? the ice age! (Reply to this)

	ephraimellis 2004-07-17 01:10 pm UTC (link)
	There's always the classic "Fawk ewe, ass-hooole." I think that was in response to a villain asking him if he had any witty reply to his dastardly plan. (Reply to this)

	nemesis_hub 2004-07-26 03:30 am UTC (link)
	My absolute favourite line from Batman and Robin is when Arnold as Mr. Freeze says "Ice to see you, Batman!" (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2004-09-02 09:56 am UTC (link)
	'Fawk ewe ass oowll' was from a scene in the Terminator. Arnold , the terminator, is in his motel room cleaning and loading his weapon and I not sure it from all the injures or not but his flesh is rotting. The motel owner knocks on his door and asks him, "Hey buddy, you got a dead cat in there ?" (Reply to this)

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	ARNOLD FOR PRESIDENT (Anonymous) 2004-11-15 11:01 am UTC (link)
	IN RUNNING MAN WHEN HE IS FIGHTING THE FAT GUY IN A LIGHT SUIT (HEY CHRISTMAS TREE OVER HERE!!!!) (Reply to this)

	ARNOLD FOR PRESIDENT (Anonymous) 2004-11-15 11:04 am UTC (link)
	IN PREDATOR!!!! (BILLY!!!! GET TO THE CHOPPER, QUICKLY!!!!) SONNY "SCISSORS" (Reply to this)

	brooklyngirl 2004-12-27 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	just googles you after playing "find your dreamboat" at work... slow day here i actually got an answer that looked like most of my boyfriends (40) was hoing to find an online version to post nice work! -A (Reply to this) (Thread)

	shiga 2004-12-29 07:27 am UTC (link)
	Do you work at Nickelodeon!? I thought that wasn't coming out until Feburary. There should be an online version on my site as soon as I redesign it. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - brooklyngirl, 2004-12-29 09:05 pm UTC

	(Anonymous) 2005-01-20 04:56 am UTC (link)
	missed a lot. especially my personal favorite in True Lies [Arnold sees an explosion coming and screams to his wife] GET DOWN!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2005-01-20 04:57 am UTC (link)
	oh yea and in Kindergarten Cop I AM A COP, YOU IDIOT! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	arnold quote, one of my favorites (Anonymous) 2005-03-08 04:38 pm UTC (link)
	Cooke : You scared motherfucker? Well you should be because this green beret is going to kick your big ass. Arnold: I eat green berets for breakfast. And right now, I'm very hungry. It's from Commando (Reply to this)

	AOL (Arnold's One-Liners) (Anonymous) 2005-03-27 01:28 pm UTC (link)
	Eraser: [After killing off the villians] They caught a train. (Reply to this)

	More Mr Freeze the_winged_cow 2005-06-18 10:56 am UTC (link)
	Another one from Batman and Robin: [After gatecrashing a party and freezing everything] Cool party. (Reply to this)

	9mmed 2005-07-26 05:30 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, Jason! This is Ed of 9mmStudio. We met at APE this year. I finally got around to Bookhunter and it was awesome! But I won't gush about it here and break the thread. Can I add you to my friends list on LJ here? Cheers, Ed http://9mmstudio.com (Reply to this)

	9mmed 2005-07-26 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, and my favorite Arnold line is from Raw Deal, I believe, and some guy gets on a plave, and Arnie kills him silently, and then puta a blanket on him. He sits next to the corpse for the whole trip, then when he deplanes, he tells the stewardess "Don't wake my friend just yet. He's dead tired." Classically heavyhanded. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2005-12-30 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	its from commando you twat, your'e so stupid you sat up all night studying for an aids test. screw you and suck a fart out my ass, peace out ..... (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-30 04:34 pm UTC

	hola. lx 2005-07-31 04:29 am UTC (link)
	Hey Jason, I'm one of the organizers of the Stumptown Comics Fest and I just noticed you're coming to the show this year. I know your work from "Fleep" (and, perhaps ridiculously, quote it in my user info). Just wanted to say hey, and maybe I'll get a chance to meet you in October. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2006-05-17 12:51 am UTC (link)
	RAW DEALL!!! YOU FUCKKING TWAT!! WHAT KIND OF ARNIE FAN ARE YOU? YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING SHOT! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	best arnold line ever in history (Anonymous) 2006-06-04 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	the best one ever is in the last action hero. he walks up to a guy and says: "wanna be a farmer? here's a couple of acres!" and then he kicks him in the nuts (which sends the guy like 20 feet into the air). i guess "acres" refers to the guys aching nuts. i'm not sure why he thought the guy wanted to be a farmer, though. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: best arnold line ever in history (Anonymous) 2006-06-10 08:11 am UTC (link)
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Re: best arnold line ever in history - (Anonymous), 2006-06-10 08:12 am UTC

Re: best arnold line ever in history - (Anonymous), 2006-06-10 08:13 am UTC

	(Anonymous) 2006-07-26 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	[after throwing a knife into a bad guy's chest pinning him to the wall] Stick around. (Reply to this)

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