Jason Shiga ([info]shiga) wrote,
2003-08-03 10:57:00

Arnold One-liners

I'm trying to compile a list of Arnold one-liners. Here's what I have so far. Let me know if you can think of some more.


[after splitting the bad guy in half]
He had to split

[after decapitating bad guy]
He was a real pain in the neck

[while throwing bad guy over a rail]
Let me give you a lift

[after sticking a knife into the bad guy]
Stick around

[after holding a bad guy over a cliff and then dropping him]
I let him go

[before throwing a flare at the bad guy who’s covered in gasoline]
How about a light

[after throwing bad guy onto a soda billboard]
That hit the spot

[while killing a bad guy with a giant drill]
Screw YOOUUU!

[after shooting some bad alligators]
You’re luggage

[right before firing a missile that the bad guy is hanging on to]
You’re fired

[after hurling a pole through the bad guy and into the furnace behind him causing steam to shoot out of his body]
Let off some steam Bennet

[after killing a bad guy and putting his hat over his face to make it look like he’s sleeping]
Don’t disturb my friend. He’s dead tired.

[after dropping bad guy’s severed thumb]
I’m all thumbs today

[After putting bad guy’s head in a urinal and flushing it]
Cool off!

[after shooting wife in the head]
Consider that a divorce

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Anonymous

August 3 2003, 18:21:35 UTC 8 years ago

Arnold & Willy

Wow, I would have watched that years ago if I just knew how hardcore was DIFF'RENT STROKES !

[info]janetmmmm

September 27 2003, 05:12:50 UTC 8 years ago

i love your work....(and secretly i love you)

[info]britishmike

October 28 2003, 18:33:38 UTC 8 years ago

haha, these are great!

i just got to your livejournal from your comics website, i wanted to tell you that you've done some amazing work! i don't live in the us so i don't know how i can order a book, but i would if i could! :)

[info]waxpancake

November 25 2003, 18:05:44 UTC 8 years ago

Mr. Freeze

As Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin: "Chill!" "Freeze!" "Let's kick some ice!"

[info]erickavaxeg

July 17 2008, 03:42:45 UTC 3 years ago

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Anonymous

November 26 2003, 09:19:57 UTC 8 years ago

[After being told by his enemy that they were much alike]
Yes, the only difference is I'm only going to kill YOU!

Anonymous

July 15 2004, 16:48:00 UTC 7 years ago

also in batman and robin:
you know what killed the dinasours? the ice age!

[info]ephraimellis

July 17 2004, 13:10:55 UTC 7 years ago

There's always the classic "Fawk ewe, ass-hooole." I think that was in response to a villain asking him if he had any witty reply to his dastardly plan.

[info]nemesis_hub

July 26 2004, 03:30:32 UTC 7 years ago

My absolute favourite line from Batman and Robin is when Arnold as Mr. Freeze says "Ice to see you, Batman!"

Anonymous

September 2 2004, 09:56:10 UTC 7 years ago

'Fawk ewe ass oowll' was from a scene in the Terminator. Arnold , the terminator, is in his motel room cleaning and loading his weapon and I not sure it from all the injures or not but his flesh is rotting. The motel owner knocks on his door and asks him, "Hey buddy, you got a dead cat in there ?"

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September 13 2004, 13:30:35 UTC 7 years ago

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Anonymous

November 15 2004, 11:01:45 UTC 7 years ago

ARNOLD FOR PRESIDENT

IN RUNNING MAN WHEN HE IS FIGHTING THE FAT GUY IN A LIGHT SUIT

(HEY CHRISTMAS TREE OVER HERE!!!!)

Anonymous

November 15 2004, 11:04:30 UTC 7 years ago

ARNOLD FOR PRESIDENT

IN PREDATOR!!!!

(BILLY!!!! GET TO THE CHOPPER, QUICKLY!!!!)

SONNY "SCISSORS"

[info]brooklyngirl

December 27 2004, 19:51:44 UTC 7 years ago

just googles you after playing "find your dreamboat" at work... slow day here
i actually got an answer that looked like most of my boyfriends (40)
was hoing to find an online version to post
nice work!
-A

[info]shiga

December 29 2004, 07:27:17 UTC 7 years ago

Do you work at Nickelodeon!? I thought that wasn't coming out until Feburary. There should be an online version on my site as soon as I redesign it.

[info]brooklyngirl

7 years ago

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Anonymous

January 20 2005, 04:56:41 UTC 7 years ago

missed a lot. especially my personal favorite in True Lies
[Arnold sees an explosion coming and screams to his wife]
GET DOWN!!

Anonymous

January 20 2005, 04:57:46 UTC 7 years ago

oh yea and in Kindergarten Cop
I AM A COP, YOU IDIOT!

Anonymous

March 8 2005, 16:38:33 UTC 7 years ago

arnold quote, one of my favorites

Cooke : You scared motherfucker? Well you should be because this green beret is going to kick your big ass.


Arnold: I eat green berets for breakfast. And right now, I'm very hungry.


It's from Commando

Anonymous

March 27 2005, 13:28:33 UTC 7 years ago

AOL (Arnold's One-Liners)

Eraser:
[After killing off the villians]
They caught a train.

[info]the_winged_cow

June 18 2005, 10:56:37 UTC 6 years ago

More Mr Freeze

Another one from Batman and Robin:
[After gatecrashing a party and freezing everything]
Cool party.

[info]9mmed

July 26 2005, 17:30:30 UTC 6 years ago

Hey, Jason!
This is Ed of 9mmStudio. We met at APE this year. I finally got around to Bookhunter and it was awesome! But I won't gush about it here and break the thread. Can I add you to my friends list on LJ here?
Cheers,
Ed

http://9mmstudio.com

[info]9mmed

July 26 2005, 17:36:36 UTC 6 years ago

Oh, and my favorite Arnold line is from Raw Deal, I believe, and some guy gets on a plave, and Arnie kills him silently, and then puta a blanket on him. He sits next to the corpse for the whole trip, then when he deplanes, he tells the stewardess "Don't wake my friend just yet. He's dead tired." Classically heavyhanded.

Anonymous

December 30 2005, 16:25:55 UTC 6 years ago

its from commando you twat, your'e so stupid you sat up all night studying for an aids test. screw you and suck a fart out my ass, peace out .....

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6 years ago

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[info]lx

July 31 2005, 04:29:32 UTC 6 years ago

hola.

Hey Jason,

I'm one of the organizers of the Stumptown Comics Fest and I just noticed you're coming to the show this year. I know your work from "Fleep" (and, perhaps ridiculously, quote it in my user info).

Just wanted to say hey, and maybe I'll get a chance to meet you in October.

Anonymous

May 17 2006, 00:51:57 UTC 6 years ago

RAW DEALL!!! YOU FUCKKING TWAT!! WHAT KIND OF ARNIE FAN ARE YOU? YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING SHOT!

Anonymous

June 4 2006, 21:59:05 UTC 6 years ago

best arnold line ever in history

the best one ever is in the last action hero. he walks up to a guy and says:

"wanna be a farmer? here's a couple of acres!" and then he kicks him in the nuts (which sends the guy like 20 feet into the air).

i guess "acres" refers to the guys aching nuts. i'm not sure why he thought the guy wanted to be a farmer, though.

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June 10 2006, 08:11:40 UTC 5 years ago

Re: best arnold line ever in history

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July 26 2006, 23:31:53 UTC 5 years ago

[after throwing a knife into a bad guy's chest pinning him to the wall]
Stick around.

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January 10 2007, 19:04:35 UTC 5 years ago

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